13:00 - 13:45
A Fettle of Kitsch – Doorstoppers
Accessorised with a red velvet rope, our two vulgar fashionistas set themselves up anywhere that they deem the place to be and then decide who has what it takes to pass through.
There will be frisking, possessions may be confiscated and people will get barred. As self-appointed goddesses of style, they’re fickle, they’re foul and they don’t have an ounce of fashion sense between them.
The Door Stoppers are guaranteed to cause a stir, as old and young break out their dance moves, dust off their party tricks and get their catwalk strut on. Anything to reach beyond that VIP velvet line…
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